Santa's Slay

Bill Goldberg

Santa

Douglas Smith

Nicolas Yuleson

Emilie de Ravin

Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie

Robert Culp

Grandpa

Dave Thomas

Pastor Timmons

Saul Rubinek

Mr. Green

Rebecca Gayheart

Gwen Mason

Chris Kattan

Jason Mason

Fran Drescher

Virginia Mason

James Caan

Darren Mason

Tommy Lister Jr.

Gas Station Attendant

Magdalena Maslik

Random Mother (as Magdelena Maslik)

Spencer Kayden

Strip Club Dancer (uncredited)

Alicia Lorén

Beth Mason

Annie Sorell

Taylor Mason

Donna Zuk

Mrs Talbot

Jimmy Herman

Vinny

Michael David Simms

Captain Caulk

Scott Francis Gibson

S.W.N.D.S.U. Place Kicker

Kevin Gillese

Disgruntled Youth